Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

Leave it up to the one gorilla in the mix to set such a bad example for the rest of the monkeys. Not only does Pimpleton insist on using an outdated manual typewriter for all of his work, he has lousy bathroom habits as well. From the Desk of Sandy Poopallappa Naughty Gorilla! Bad Gorilla! [...]

I’m going to *try* to keep this month’s update short so we actually send it out on time. We’ve been sort of flaky lately as we just switched to a new brand of ink for the typewriters and everyone has been a little loopy from the fumes. From the desk of Dr. Safran Rob Costlow [...]

Bi-quarterly dispatch There comes a time in every man’s life when he learns that there comes a time in every man’s life where there comes a time. For Dr. Adam Safran, that time is now. Image for illustration purposes only. These are NOT Dr. Safran’s legs. After more than three years at the helm of [...]

From the desk of Dr. Adam Safran As our all-weather American flag flaps in the cool night air (yet, properly illuminated per the flag code) outside the SIMI Project headquarters in Reseda, California, we felt this was as good a time as any to reflect on the past year. Reflections are good, unless it’s of [...]

Monkey Business News The SIMI Project, no stranger to scandal, is now facing the prospect of bankruptcy, an SEC investigation and the possibility of having to lay off half of its monkeys after Dr. Safran revealed at a recent board meeting that the organization will need to restate earnings by more than 3 million bananas. [...]

Monkey Propoganda Service If you’ve ever been around millions of bananas as they go brown, you have but a tiny sliver of knowledge of what it’s like to work at the SIMI Project while a typing challenge is in full swing. Lots and lots and lots of bananas Truth be told, the offices that house [...]

Susan Olsen and Allan Havey The Internet – In an odd twist of fate, SIMI Project founder Dr. Adam Safran, became the focus of an interview by one of his greatest childhood influences – Cindy Brady. Dr. Safran’s recent presentation of the Prove It! Award to Samuel Shreiber was the catalyst for the interview and [...]