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In journalism class (years and years ago) we were taught to keep things simple.. Keep the numbers simple, keep the words simple.
So, it makes wonder if the article that just caught my eye was outsourced to another country or if they simply forgot that rule. Mostly it makes me wonder where in the [...]
I remember hearing somewhere that when someone loses a limb he still “feels” like it’s there for a while. I’ve been getting these weird ghost vibrations right around where my Blackberry normally sits — front-right pants pocket.
What the heck is that all about? I don’t remember seeing that on any warning label. [...]
I’m heading back to high school this August. No, I’m not planning to trawl for underage girls (just because I hang out with monkeys doesn’t make me a perv). It’s my 20-year high school reunion. Yes. Dr. Safran will have to shed the lab coat for a few moments to meet up with lots of [...]
It’s been a while since the SIMI Project lost track of most of our 100 monkeys. As I sit alone in the newly remodeled lunch room and stare at the posters of our monkeys of the week, it hit me: I’m getting pretty lonely in this place. The trips around the country following [...]
I recently traveled to New Jersey to try to locate a few of our monkeys. As you may recall, we’ve only been able to recover a few of the 100 monkeys that worked for the SIMI Project before we went on hiatus. The institute was doing some work for a huge pharmaceutical company [...]
What Was Shannen Doherty Doing on Your Bed?
0 Comments Published September 24th, 2006 in Monkey Rant.Chalk it up to anxiety or perhaps a complete nervous breakdown but last night I had a strange and vivid dream. With the house in escrow and plans to move the monkey operations north, things have been a tad stressful. We still don’t know where one of the chartered busses is and only a few [...]
An anonymous tip came in from 26-year-old John Mistretisky of 174 Main Street in San Jose, California (John’s wife’s name is Cynthia and he has four kids, a boat and a credit card ending in 2412). This anonymous tipster called to tell us that seven of our monkeys were working for the Yahoo! Music Service. [...]
