Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

The mystery as to where all of our monkey chow went while we were on vacation has been resolved.  It appears that a Canadian  (he says, “aboot”) by the name of Adam Scott (no relation to Dr. Safran other than they share a fabulous first name) broke into our office and took some of our monkey chow for an experiment.  After watching his videos we decided not to file charges as we feel he has been punished enough.