Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

According to the folks over at Guinness World Records a monkey earns the top honor of being the noisiest land animal.
The aptly named Howler Monkey’s call supposedly sounds like a mixture of a donkey’s bray and a dog’s bark and can be heard from up to 3 miles away. So the next time you’re woken up by birds outside your window or traffic on the street, just be thankful that Howler Monkeys live in the rainforest and not your backyard.

I’m only pointing this out so you’ll know it wasn’t me singing in the shower last night. Bongo can be such a jerk.