Archive for August, 2006
This is just a quick post to let you know that the first of the two busses we chartered left on its mission to retrieve at least half of our 100 monkeys from various odd jobs around the country. As mentioned, since running out of bananas, many of our monkeys were forced to take part [...]
Bongo went CRAZY when he saw this. No, really, he went crazy. Coco and Bongo share some very bad blood. I think it was from a transfusion years ago when they were in the military testing helmets. I probably shouldn’t have gotten one of these for my desk but, come one, [...]
I spent the day with Bongo painting the office. It’s amazing what a difference a fresh coat of paint has on a monkey feces encrusted wall. I considered removing the dried waste but as I mostly spend my time doing scientist-like stuff, painting a wall was not exactly my deal let alone removing [...]
Man this place was a dump! Left in almost total disarray for more than two years, I recently returned to the office to find most of our monkeys gone. All but a few had taken jobs elsewhere as the institute, low on cash, hasn’t been able to provide enough bananas for all 100 [...]
