Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

Leave it up to the one gorilla in the mix to set such a bad example for the rest of the monkeys. Not only does Pimpleton insist on using an outdated manual typewriter for all of his work, he has lousy bathroom habits as well. From the Desk of Sandy Poopallappa

Naughty Gorilla! Bad Gorilla!

However, if it weren’t for the delightful prose that Pimpleton produces everyday (such as “fletkls ls;d dklfie!! kd”) we would have a much harder time dealing with the other thing he is always producing.

So, to commemorate this naughty gorilla, we are now selling small, squeezable, pooping gorillas key chains. The funds raised from this latest Monkey Goods will be used to order a king sized desk pan for Pimpleton.

Also, for a limited time, if you purchase a t-shirt from us, we’ll throw in a free pooping gorilla key chain. Whatever you do, please don’t tell Dr. Safran. As many of you know, he’s not a big fan of this sort of thing.

Sincerely,

Sandy Poopallappa
Director of Development