Archive for October, 2002

Welcome – SIMI History 101

From the SIMI Archives
So, you ask with a bit of skepticism, “what is the SIMI Project?” Quite simply, the SIMI Project is the single most important research being conducted today that doesn’t involve health, physics, geology, astronomy, chemistry, sociology or a few other -ics, -omys, -ogys -and istrys that we know of.

Dr. Adam [...]

Naughty Gorilla!

Leave it up to the one gorilla in the mix to set such a bad example for the rest of the monkeys. Not only does Pimpleton insist on using an outdated manual typewriter for all of his work, he has lousy bathroom habits as well. From the Desk of Sandy Poopallappa

Naughty Gorilla! Bad [...]

Who is Rob Costlow

I’m going to *try* to keep this month’s update short so we actually send it out on time. We’ve been sort of flaky lately as we just switched to a new brand of ink for the typewriters and everyone has been a little loopy from the fumes. From the desk of Dr. Safran

Rob Costlow is [...]