Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

MonkeyBoy lives! Just when we were wondering we handn’t received any truly qualified candidates for honorary monkey, monkeyboy shows up. We’re proud to know that such a creature exists in our midsts!

Dean Scully
I should be an honorary monkey because I AM A MONKEY!

Since youth I have had the nickname Monkeyboy because of my wild, spastic antics. I am hairy like a monkey. I love to pick things out of my friends hair (which I might add can be quite appetizing!). I have been known to let out the occasional loud screech for no apparent reason (which my friends claim is quiet annoying.. aren’t all monkeys!!). I even have the email address damonkey@mindspring.com. I have always wanted a pet monkey of my own… but being an honorary monkey would do for now.