Monkeys Typing Shakespeare

It appears that there are quite a few monkeys in our midst… We have been so busy checking the samples from our latest SIMI Project typing tests, using Root Beer as an incentive, that we failed to pay proper honor to the few, the proud, the honorary monkey. This week we share the stories of three such monkeys all of which deserve honor and respect. We at the SIMI Project salute your monkeyness!

Bil Simser I take this whole monkey thing to heart. I truly feel that I must be an honorary monkey. Wait. Don’t go yet. Relax. Breath. Read.Not only do I come from a long line of monkeys (my ancestry dates back to the first primates that roamed this planet, sure this is true for all of us monkeys out there, but I remember those days) but I’m a firm monkey supporter. I know for a fact that life in the office world would be a much better place with monkeys. Sure, you could call most of my co-workers monkeys in their own right, but off the shelf a real monkey would make us all that much more efficient. Think of the mundane tasks you do now. Write reports. Send email. Go to the pop machine every few hours. Imagine the joy you would have when your own personal monkey would come up to you with a fresh cola to fend off those late night sessions arguing with PowerPoint. I support the monkey movement and not just in a slavery type way. Add to that the fact that I have Twelve Monkeys on VHS and DVD and the entire collection of the Curious George books, that I dust off and read diligently each year to make sure the little guy hasn’t strayed too far from the social norm.So it’s clear that I would at least be in the running for an honorary monkey position, correct? Or am I just a monkey’s uncle?

Julie Hunt I think i should be an honorary monkey because I have been called a cheeky monkey on so many occasions I have lost count, I’m quite partial to the odd banana or three, I think clyde in every which way but loose is the main “man” and I have this strange habit of scratching my ass a lot.

Glenn My name is Glenn and I should be an honorary monkey because of my zany nature and manic behaviour…Also, I tend to make wild dance music that kind of leaves people dazed and confused as to what they should dance like. *laughs*